So the title instantly got me in the beginning stages of an explosive rant. The same one my wife rolls her eyes over and has me using the “C” word a lot with “MF” in front when describing creepy Joe and the entire homosexual BATF clan. I’m still red in the face and huffing and puffing reading the first page but upon turning it I’m all of a sudden overcome with a euphoric wave of bliss through my groin area. Not sure why but yeah, the middle. One more “C” word describing Pelosi or the Feinstein poon with her wrinkled up super saggy pastrami flappy hanging beef curtains…. But I digress…. I simply put the book down, excused myself from the room and let loose the explosive diarrhea into the sink of the restaurant we were in just because, I felt happy in that moment. Free. BATF, you don’t make laws remember? You can’t ok because that’s not how America works…. I’d expect y’all to understand because you represent this federal government thing which is tasked with the supposed knowledge of understanding how things work here in America. Remember what Moses said? Excuse me, what Charleston Heston said? My buddy Mr Heston grumbled “FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS….!!!” Ring a bell? Didn’t think so but, WHAT HE SAID… Yup. For me and my family of law abiding, conservative, degree having tax paying, working 60+ hour weeks still in our mid 40’s contributing to the failing system you and your constituents are responsible for just trying to be happy , healthy human beings. That’s all. We just want to be happy and free. So, F off ok? You make everything worse for us lane abiding good humans. You oughta know this as well as what the F stands for! C words. The one that rhymes with “GUNT”. Yeah because y’all arbitrarily drafted BS is confusing and well, arbitrary. Go away. Leave us alone. Get a life find a woman or burrow down into the pool of poop you hatched from because we were fine before you and will be fine king after your completely abolished. Lying THEIFS with egos and god complexes who kill puppies because they are scary and dogs kill all the time. Fatal bites daily. The diarrhea I took earlier in the sink yeah eat it.
So the title instantly got me in the beginning stages of an explosive rant. The same one my wife rolls her eyes over and has me using the “C” word a lot with “MF” in front when describing creepy Joe and the entire homosexual BATF clan. I’m still red in the face and huffing and puffing reading the first page but upon turning it I’m all of a sudden overcome with a euphoric wave of bliss through my groin area. Not sure why but yeah, the middle. One more “C” word describing Pelosi or the Feinstein poon with her wrinkled up super saggy pastrami flappy hanging beef curtains…. But I digress…. I simply put the book down, excused myself from the room and let loose the explosive diarrhea into the sink of the restaurant we were in just because, I felt happy in that moment. Free. BATF, you don’t make laws remember? You can’t ok because that’s not how America works…. I’d expect y’all to understand because you represent this federal government thing which is tasked with the supposed knowledge of understanding how things work here in America. Remember what Moses said? Excuse me, what Charleston Heston said? My buddy Mr Heston grumbled “FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS….!!!” Ring a bell? Didn’t think so but, WHAT HE SAID… Yup. For me and my family of law abiding, conservative, degree having tax paying, working 60+ hour weeks still in our mid 40’s contributing to the failing system you and your constituents are responsible for just trying to be happy , healthy human beings. That’s all. We just want to be happy and free. So, F off ok? You make everything worse for us lane abiding good humans. You oughta know this as well as what the F stands for! C words. The one that rhymes with “GUNT”. Yeah because y’all arbitrarily drafted BS is confusing and well, arbitrary. Go away. Leave us alone. Get a life find a woman or burrow down into the pool of poop you hatched from because we were fine before you and will be fine king after your completely abolished. Lying THEIFS with egos and god complexes who kill puppies because they are scary and dogs kill all the time. Fatal bites daily. The diarrhea I took earlier in the sink yeah eat it.
Best book ever. Last time the cops were here he started laughing in the middle of asking me questions. I did not go to jail.
I expected a parody book, but did not find it funny to spend hard-earned money I could not afford to waste on blank pages.
Response from FU: not sure how you missed that, we posted a video of the entire book being read right in the product description, it takes a couple minutes. In any case, send us an email so we can talk in private.
Complete and comprehensive. Glad this exists as a one stop shop for supporting this argument.
Hands down, the greatest argument I've ever heard.
