Sure you could teach your kids about the alphabet with words like Apple and Vegemite - oooooooor you could give them the gift of gat along with the ABC's. Give this book to your adult son that got his social justice degree from UC Davis, it'll for sure get him out of your basement for good this time.
This book is an adult-level coloring book that goes through the ABCs in irreverent sing-song-style poetry aimed at normalizing firearms ownership philosophy. (We are being very gracious to ourselves calling this poetry, but we wrote it so we can call it whatever we want.)
You can watch the whole book being "read" ... well ... it's a song... Whatever it is, you can see it for free on youtube here: