The future of gun porn after YouTube purge

• Posted on 23 March 2018
• By Write Winger
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While some might find this hard to swallow, it shouldn’t leave that bad of a taste in your mouth. First, look on the bright side: you can now get off on the fact that you can legitimately tell your significant other you are only searching for gun videos while spending too much time in the bathroom with the fan on. And you no longer have to remember to clear your browser history.

You may have heard Youtube decided to give gun content channels the big stiffy, and some are now switching over to other host platforms... like PornHub.

While some might find this hard to swallow, it shouldn’t leave that bad of a taste in your mouth. First, look on the bright side: you can now get off on the fact that you can legitimately tell your significant other you are only searching for gun videos while spending too much time in the bathroom with the fan on. And you no longer have to remember to clear your browser history.

I do suggest that these sites provide a specific section for “ammosexuals”. Searching the whole site for clearing double feeds or proper application of lube may get some undesired results, depending on what you might be really looking for.

A few tips going into this: Bang Bros does not mean what you think it means. And make sure when you search for the world’s best reloading channel, Brassers, you spell it right. I don’t know what you might find searching for Colion Noir or The Pew Pew Life. Reviews for Bushmaster... questionable. Nutnfancy? Don’t. Just, don’t.

You may also want to set your search engine’s “safe search” to off; pictures of guns may just end up getting blurred along with their analogous counterparts.

I do feel for legitimate gun bunnies, though. They may now have to up their game if they want to compete with some of the other girls on the site.

All in all, this may just be the best thing to ever happen to gun porn. I expect great things from Mat Best and the rest of the crew at Black Rifle Coffee Company.

On a serious note, this continuing of the national leftist virtue-signaling call for digital book burning by cracking down on gun related content or businesses is already backfiring. Other platforms will rise up to fill the void, as what will always happen in the free market, and while I won’t call for these anti gun companies to “bake my damn cake” like they do when the shoe is on the other foot, I will do what I can to divert as much business away from them as possible.