Holiday Gift Bundle Special

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Product description

This bundle includes: 

(6) Firearms Unknown Assorted Stickers

(6) Firearms Unknown Assorted Coasters

(1) Body Brass - Bad Bee Bath Bar

This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are Lavender and Peppermint.

Are you sick of being a depressed, lonely Bee? Stuck in unending societal dreariness? Sure, buzzing around doing the expected is nice, OR ... you could use Bad Bee Bath Bar, and after one scrub, you will forget all about paying taxes or following gun laws. You can get back to being you. But better ... because you'll have machine guns ... and hand grenades.

Saponified Oils of Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Avocado Oil, and Shea Butter, Fresh Goat’s Milk, Water, Lavender and Peppermint Essential Oils, Mica.


(1) F is for Firearms - Coloring Book 1

This book is an adult-level coloring book that goes through the ABCs in irreverent sing-song-style poetry aimed at normalizing firearms ownership philosophy. (We are being very gracious to ourselves calling this poetry, but we wrote it so we can call it whatever we want.) 

Disclaimer:   Warning!  This book is not intended for use by children.   The content in this book is adult themed and contain adult premises and themes that may be offensive to some.  

(1) Hello Perpetrators ATF Beazit Shirt

"Hello Perpetrators!"


(1) Military 2Q Canteen

1. Screw-on cap with security strap

2. Cover has a storage front pocket to carry water tablets

3. High impact safe plastic

4. Adjustable shoulder strap

5. Attach to your belt or Pack

6. Perfect for camping, hiking and outdoor use


(1) FU Green Hot Sauce

What better way to spice up your food than with a gun store's hot sauce? Yeah, that's what we thought too. You're welcome.

We're proud to announce we have our very own Firearms Unknown Hot Sauce. This is our mild version. We will have more information about the specifics of this hot sauce coming soon. With this hot sauce being mild, you can be sure your white privilege will stay intact.

(1) Jack and Beans Board Book

ISBN: 978-1-955-88200-2
This is a retelling of the well-known children's tale for adults, Jack and The Beanstalk. Whereas the original story taught a great lesson on taking advantage of life's opportunities, this version focuses on the more modern issue of laziness and the communist pipedream. While it may seem to some that communism is an easy way out of having to work hard to be successful, in practice communism will just leave you broke and starving to death.


(1) The Boy Who Cried Adolf Board Book

ISBN: 978-1-955-88202-6
This is a retelling of the well-known children's tale in adult form, The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Whereas the original story taught the reader to be cautious about raising false alarms, this version focuses on the more modern issues of social justice and virtue signaling. While it may seem to some that someone with a differing point of view or lifestyle you don't agree with is evil; calling someone a Nazi and trying to persecute them for their beliefs will get you punched in the face... This is real life, not the internet.


(1) Firearms Unknown Rifle Mat

Need a place to work on your gun without dirtying your table or work area? Say no more.

Whether you're trying to protect your work area or keep your gun from marring your work surface, this rifle mat is a simple quality of life improvement to your gun building experience. The rubber portion underneath ensures your mat won't slide around while you work on your firearm.


(1) Weapon Shield 4-Pack Bundle Kit

Eliminate weapon dysfunction with Weapon Shield's CLP, Grease and Solvent. This is a bundle pack which includes the following:

(1) Four or One ounce bottle of CLP
(1) Four or One ounce bottle of Solvent
(1) Refillable CLP Oiler Pen
(1) Refillable Grease Syringe

WEAPON SHIELD the ultimate lubricant, cleaner and preservative, has been aggressively designed and formulated for the Shooting Sports Industry, Military and Law Enforcement. WEAPON SHIELD cleans, removes lead, lubricates, guards against extreme pressure and wear, and protects from corrosion better than any other product to date. This distinguishes WEAPON SHIELD as the ultimate tool in the total care and maintenance of all firearms and weapon systems.

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