This bundle includes:
(6) Firearms Unknown Assorted Stickers
(6) Firearms Unknown Assorted Coasters
(1) Body Brass - Bad Bee Bath Bar
This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are Lavender and Peppermint.
Are you sick of being a depressed, lonely Bee? Stuck in unending societal dreariness? Sure, buzzing around doing the expected is nice, OR ... you could use Bad Bee Bath Bar, and after one scrub, you will forget all about paying taxes or following gun laws. You can get back to being you. But better ... because you'll have machine guns ... and hand grenades.
(1) Body Brass - I'm The Captain Now Soap
This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are rum and jasmine.
Are you the type of person who would download a car? Do you think all boats are probably your boats? Were you the cause of all those viruses your family computer had when you were a kid? Have you been known to commit the occasional cheeky criminal nuisance, like jaywalking or shooting at tax collectors? I’m The Captain Now Soap is the soap for you. Soap so cleansing they might try to make it a hate crime.
(1) F is for Firearms - Coloring Book 1
This book is an adult-level coloring book that goes through the ABCs in irreverent sing-song-style poetry aimed at normalizing firearms ownership philosophy. (We are being very gracious to ourselves calling this poetry, but we wrote it so we can call it whatever we want.)
Disclaimer: Warning! This book is not intended for use by children. The content in this book is adult themed and contain adult premises and themes that may be offensive to some.
(1) Hello Perpetrators ATF Hat Shirt
"Hello Perpetrators!"
(1) Buck Camp Axe With Sheath
- RAZOR SHARP BLADE - 3" Blade, Forged, Powder Coated, and crafted from 5160 steel for excellent shock absorption and corrosion resistance
- STOUT AND DEPENDABLE - Overall Length 12-1/4", Weight 17.2 oz.
- SAFE AND SECURE GRIP - Ergonomic shaped, high-impact plastic handle provide a comfortable grip
- CONVENIENT CARRY- Includes an Injection molded nylon sheath for protection around the campsite, or in your bag. A must-have for your outdoor collection of tools
- FOREVER WARRANTY - Since 1902 Buck Knives has offered a lifetime warranty on our knives because we believe in the integrity of our products.
(1) Military 2Q Canteen
1. Screw-on cap with security strap
2. Cover has a storage front pocket to carry water tablets
3. High impact safe plastic
4. Adjustable shoulder strap
5. Attach to your belt or Pack
6. Perfect for camping, hiking and outdoor use
(1) FU Green Hot Sauce
What better way to spice up your food than with a gun store's hot sauce? Yeah, that's what we thought too. You're welcome.
We're proud to announce we have our very own Firearms Unknown Hot Sauce. This is our mild version. We will have more information about the specifics of this hot sauce coming soon. With this hot sauce being mild, you can be sure your white privilege will stay intact.
(1) Three Little Pigs and the Wolf on the Road
ISBN: 978-0-578-82653-0
This is a retelling of the well-known children's tale in adult form, The Three Little Pigs for adults.
Whereas the original story taught a great lesson on the importance of hard work and perseverance, this version focuses on the more modern issue of political laziness. While it may seem to some that government and its attempted monopolization of violence is the answer to every ailment of society's soul, that sort of sophistry will lead you to smack your head straight against the brick wall of reality.
(1) The Big Bad Wolf Strikes Back
SBN: 978-1-955822-09-5
This is the sequel to The Three Little Pigs and the Wolf on the Road. The third pig is back, but so are the Big Bad Wolf's three sons, the latter of which are hell-bent on vengeance for their deceased father.
The lessons in this book are:
1. Criminals don't care about gun laws.
2. If you are going to use a gun, it's a good idea to train with it and learn about it.
3. A government ran gun registration scheme is not in your best interest.
4. Criminals must learn to fear their intended victims.
(1) Firearms Unknown Rifle Mat
Need a place to work on your gun without dirtying your table or work area? Say no more.
Whether you're trying to protect your work area or keep your gun from marring your work surface, this rifle mat is a simple quality of life improvement to your gun building experience. The rubber portion underneath ensures your mat won't slide around while you work on your firearm.
(1) Weapon Shield Grease Syringe
WEAPON SHIELD the ultimate lubricant, cleaner and preservative, has been aggressively designed and formulated for the Shooting Sports Industry, Military and Law Enforcement. WEAPON SHIELD cleans, removes lead, lubricates, guards against extreme pressure and wear, and protects from corrosion better than any other product to date. This distinguishes WEAPON SHIELD as the ultimate tool in the total care and maintenance of all firearms and weapon systems.
Extensive testing and evaluation has proven WEAPON SHIELD improves bore accuracy due to its Advanced Boundary Film (ABF) Technology, which reduces coefficients of friction between the bullet and bore surfaces assisting in the ballistic movement of the bullet and improving bullet flight
