This bundle includes: 

(2) Firearms Unknown Assorted Stickers

(1) Body Brass - I'm The Captain Now Soap

This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are rum and jasmine.

Are you the type of person who would download a car? Do you think all boats are probably your boats? Were you the cause of all those viruses your family computer had when you were a kid? Have you been known to commit the occasional cheeky criminal nuisance, like jaywalking or shooting at tax collectors? I’m The Captain Now Soap is the soap for you. Soap so cleansing they might try to make it a hate crime.

INGREDIENTS: Saponified Oils of Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Avocado Oil, and Shea Butter, Fresh Goat’s Milk, Water, Pirate Fragrance, Colloidal Oatmeal, Walnut Shells, Mica.

(1) F is for Firearms - Coloring Book 1

This book is an adult-level coloring book that goes through the ABCs in irreverent sing-song-style poetry aimed at normalizing firearms ownership philosophy. (We are being very gracious to ourselves calling this poetry, but we wrote it so we can call it whatever we want.) 

Disclaimer:   Warning!  This book is not intended for use by children.   The content in this book is adult themed and contain adult premises and themes that may be offensive to some.  

(1) House FU Pistol Mat

Need a place to work on your gun without dirtying your table or work area? Say no more.

Whether you're trying to protect your work area or keep your gun from marring your work surface, this rifle mat is a simple quality of life improvement to your gun building experience. The rubber portion underneath ensures your mat won't slide around while you work on your firearm.

(1) Hello Perpetrators Kicking Shirt

"Hello Perpetrators!"