Old man burt go up in fucking flames and boom boom cloud when I press little red button that came out my ass. Very good to kill the pesky pussy cat next door.
I thought that the wait was unnecessarily long, but it was worth it when I devastated my neighbours existence and his pesky ferret. The outrageous fools stepped on my lawn and I needed PAYBACK. This was perfect. Somehow the ferret survived though….also helped relandscape most of the south part of Adelaide.
This goes kaboom when I press the red button, is good bought to defend house form cat. Cat is gone now so is the city thank you!
It go boom when old man step on lawn
Mashalllah! Blessed are the creators of this tactical nuclear weapon! This product worked perfectly and effectively in Afghanistan and, soon enough, will work great in the filthy Jewish land of Israel. The infidels and kafirs shall all be engulfed in fire, in the name of Allah, supreme lord of the universe. May the creators of this product gain entry into Janat al-Firdous and be blessed with 72 virgin women.
Purchased this because I'm having problems with my unruly neighbors. On reflection, this probably wasn't the best answer considering the fairly massive blast radius. I did however assemble mine in my garage with common hand tools.
Perfect for the ultimate beta uprising
The product worked as advertised, although I'm disappointed that they're out of stock right now, as I'd like to order more as quickly as possible.
Keeps the local robbers away, safe enough for the kids to play with and eventually become nuclear engineers. Of course they have developed cancer from the excess radiation, but at least none of them have to worry about child support....ever.
So... I have bought 5 of them and they are just fun to brag about not only that but its warming feeling is very good to use as a heater
a lot more effective than helicopters, but not re-usable
The Mc Nuke did exactly what it advertised it would. Quite happy with the product. I was able to conquer Pyongyang from Burger King with it. Thanks McNuke!
Possibly one of the more expensive options on the market out there, however ever since I got a McNuke I've been the talk of the town, at least until that damn Brownell family tried to blow snow onto my front lawn, now there isn't much of a town left.
Honestly the reason for the single star score was due to lack of child protection safeties - we bought this initially as a birthday party prop as my son who just turned 9 had seen Dr Strangelove. Of course we had our party out in the country well away from anyone, but naturally as kids are, they have to push buttons. As we were headed to the party (fortunately about 44 miles away, we didn't want to risk it too close to home and my uncle owns a some land) my son was playing with the detonator and managed to somehow enter the sequence we put in. And poof, mini mushroom cloud in the distance...
However if it had not been for the lack of child protection measures, I'd rate this a solid 4. It showed up in a timely manner, nothing missing, operated as it said it would. I wouldn't give it a full 5 because I never give a full 5/5 on my reviews. Thanks
Приличный, но я видел лучше. Для моих друзей на юге, это будет работать для ваших нужд.
Took care of those tough stains with ease. Removed years of built up grease. As an added bonus, it eliminated the need for follow up maintenance. Thanks, McNuke!
Let me be clear; this is not the absolute BEST home defense weapon, but it is more than capable of protecting your home(land). For the TLDR customers, I would recommend purchasing.
To start, the 2 McNuke's I ordered arrived just over 2 years, which I initially believed to be an unreasonable amount of time, but realized just how reasonable it was when the FFL I chose gave me a call saying that the delivery process was relatively painless as it only required a semi and a rented crane. When I arrived, the McNuke was packaged in a large wooden crate, inside of its own personal insulated lead-lined crate. The container itself was extremely high quality and the unpacking process was the most satisfying I have ever experienced, even more so than an iPhone.
The McNuke itself is made of very high-quality materials. The main shell is made from high grade 7075 aluminum, and the warhead is constructed using a high grade 4170 steel, which was cold-forged. Now, there are no fins like those you might see on a nuclear bomb dropped from an airplane, instead, it is a reasonably small package that can be placed as a mine of sorts in the yard. Now, there are attachment options for fins so that you could drop it from a larger plane (will need something larger than a Cessna 172). The weight of the package is decently light, at around 500lbs, largely due to the materials used.
As far as actual uses, I have only been able to test one out, and the results were astounding. To be perfectly clear, I did not use it in my own household, I tested it about 50 miles outside of the city I live in. The test subjects were some of the local cartels that we had run into out at the testing range. When the McNuke was triggered, it almost immediately exploded and instantly eliminated the threat. I was using a Geiger counter to measure the radiation released from the explosion which was very modest, given the high yield of the warhead.
As a final note, the McNuke is a perfectly reasonable self-defense weapon, albeit from a range not usually available in the modern home. The quality is excellent, and the packaging perfect. If you can afford the high initial cost, this is a perfect tool for combating against a foreign military or local criminals. 5 stars for the Recreational McNuke.
Works great on my margarita mixer!
posadism achieved take that capitalists
Finally "Safe and effective" nuclear deterrents. I was able to let my shipment sit for 72 hours (in front of my house) to rid any surface contamination of COVID 19. A little alcohol spritz did the trick. I do not want to be responsible for furthering the spread of a virus when I deliver my nuke to its final destination.
solved the neighborhood cat problem as well as the annoying neighbors. in fact it worked so great that the nearby counties have no noise complaints or people.
Lower explosive yield than advertised, however, good enough for home defense.
Finally, I can point recreational McNukes at anyone who dares to enter Ancapistan.
*First, I am an uncompensated customer reviewing this product through a VPN, DPN, Allium-Browser, with NSA/KGB level encryption from the middle of a rat-hole somewhere in a sandy desert*
Would give 7 stars, but system only goes up to 5 stars, so oh well.
Just wanted to give a shout out to y'all in the customer service department and everyone on the production team! I will always happily buy USA made fissile material, but was initially reluctant to purchase the rest of the nuclear proliferation matériel if it is made in the USA.
I truly was taken aback when I found IT IS COMPLETELY IMMACULATE!
The only other equipment with this level of excellent craftsmanship comes from France, like what they sold to Iran. If you go for air delivery, this hardware will look absolutely sexy in the bomb bay of any bomber, I myself chose a Tu-160 (separate shoutout to my Комяадёꙅ at the Гла́вное управле́ние Генера́льного шта́ба Вооружённых Сил Росси́йской Федера́ции who hooked me up with the block VIa zero-hour rebuild bomber).
Luckily Firearms Unknown sells the McNuke online and in person with just a sworn statement that Hillary Clinton says I am a nice guy and wouldn’t ever do bad things, I only wish they would sell this at a knife & gun show so the nuclear proliferation matériel sales show loophole would kick in.
My only regret is that I bought this when Biden announced his campaign for the Presidency...if I waited a few more years the price might drop since his push for control control will only effect the total number of bullets in each shell of the clips in a tubular banana clip (or whatever he is currently saying).
Love the Solid State trigger mechanism. The digital ones tend to create negligent discharge. Good work,
Tracking said the package was temporarily lost in the Goldsboro, NC area for a while, but FU was happy to re-ship no questions asked.
This thing is a blast!
The titanium cone was a bit cross threaded about two-thirds down, and this made assembly a bit of a pain. I could have called FU for a replacement part, but oh well. Still good for home defense; three stars.
I couldn't believe it!!! I bought a nuke online!!! I just managed to take over a third world country with the mere threat of launch. This is the most fun I've had since my "Teddy Switchblade" as a kid...
Great product to defend my meth labs from poor people and the gubmint
Wow..... This product is amazing.... I never thought I would be able to to find happiness here in Kalifornia..... But now that I have my own nuke..... Happy days are just around the bend....
Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War"!
Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War "!
Best way to warm up the homeless population of California this winter. Cant wait to spread some Christmas cheer with all of those filthy degenerates. Christmas has truly cum eay this year! Thanks guys cant wait to deploy my McNuke and bring in the new year!
I needed something for land scraping and vermin control in California. Perfect!
Can l forward it?
Before I bought my own nuke getting rid of the competition was difficult. It required soldiers, guns, and supplies but now with the tactical mcnuke all it takes is a phone call and a few words before my competitors get the fuck out of my way. Can’t wait until some idiot finally decides to test me so I can use it.
And to think how much time I wasted with dirty bombs!!!!
i need a few for a school project
The up front cost seems prohibitive, but I can promise that if you're an up and coming future Overlord, this kind of firepower is worth it.
I'm so happy that this is CA compliant!!
Just what I needed to dispose of my entire supply of unwanted communists without wasting massive amounts of aviation fuel and putting additional wear & tear on my helicopters. I'll be stocking up on these in case I need to restart my commie-disposal program.
Bought this for the family cause why not? They all had a blast with it, but I was mildly disappointed. It wasn't re-usable after the first time. So 4 stars!
My kid wanted to be a better receiver for his football team, so I got him a McNuke to play with. Now, catching footballs is a breeze with his 8 arms. College scholarship guaranteed. Definitely 5 stars!
great for the kids to play with
5 Stars! A great way to kickstart any revolution of the people from the comfort of your living room!
Just what we needed to prevent Trump's third term. It was cheaper to buy here because of the trade war.
I ordered one of these for the House mwahahaha
Let's have some fun
Excellent product, but I was wondering if you had any silo construction contractors you could reccomended for the job. Or if anyone knows of any decommissioned silos I can borrow for a quick launch this weekend. Thanks in advance!
Nice product, I have an extra nipple now.