Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke
Every order will include:
Radio Controlled Electronic Detonator (Explosive charge not included)
Custom Made Beryllium Pusher
Pre-made compartmentalized locking space for Fast and Slow explosive lenses.
Pre-made and ready to fill, color coded inner shell polymer core assembly for easy installation of included compounds:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deuteride Tritide
Green - Plutonium-239 (shipped separately in its own box)
Red - Uranium-235 (shipped separately in its own box)
Black- Uranium-238 (shipped separately in its own box)
Blue - Graphite
Uranium Blast Heat Shield
HoneyComb Fiberboard Support structure
D-T Neutron Beam Generator
Pre-made color coded Secondary Cell for easy installation of included compounds and componants:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deutride
Green - Plutonium-239 Sparker
Polystyrene Foam and Pentane Gas (Not pre impregnated)
Beryllium Reflector Linings
Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.
Exterior Casing with Electrical Raceway preinstalled and individually tested.
(9 volt batteries are not included and must be purchased separately - 6 required )
Please allow 1-5 years for delivery.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. (KIM, PLEASE STOP CALLING US)