Recreational McNuke

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Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke

$99,999,999.00
SKU:
210000003246
Reviews:
(4.7/5)
Stock:
Out of stock
Delivery time:
This item should be ready to ship within 10 years or so, maybe more, we dont know, from the date of purchase

Product description

Every order will include:

Radio Controlled Electronic Detonator (Explosive charge not included)

Custom Made Beryllium Pusher

Pre-made compartmentalized locking space for Fast and Slow explosive lenses.

Pre-made and ready to fill, color coded inner shell polymer core assembly for easy installation of included compounds:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deuteride Tritide 
Green - Plutonium-239 (shipped separately in its own box)
Red - Uranium-235 (shipped separately in its own box)
Black- Uranium-238 (shipped separately in its own box)
Blue - Graphite

Uranium Blast Heat Shield

HoneyComb Fiberboard Support structure

Titanium Cones

D-T Neutron Beam Generator

Pre-made color coded Secondary Cell for easy installation of included compounds and componants: 
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deutride 
Green - Plutonium-239 Sparker
Red- Uranium

Polystyrene Foam and Pentane Gas (Not pre impregnated)

Beryllium Reflector Linings

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

Exterior Casing with Electrical Raceway preinstalled and individually tested.

(9 volt batteries are not included and must be purchased separately - 6 required )

Please allow 1-5 years for delivery.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. (KIM, PLEASE STOP CALLING US)

Reviews

Minarchist Nilai
04-09-2020 14:30
The Mc Nuke did exactly what it advertised it would. Quite happy with the product. I was able to conquer Pyongyang from Burger King with it. Thanks McNuke!
Arc
27-08-2020 20:16
Possibly one of the more expensive options on the market out there, however ever since I got a McNuke I've been the talk of the town, at least until that damn Brownell family tried to blow snow onto my front lawn, now there isn't much of a town left.

Thanks, McNuke!
BoatSalesman99
05-08-2020 08:09
Honestly the reason for the single star score was due to lack of child protection safeties - we bought this initially as a birthday party prop as my son who just turned 9 had seen Dr Strangelove. Of course we had our party out in the country well away from anyone, but naturally as kids are, they have to push buttons. As we were headed to the party (fortunately about 44 miles away, we didn't want to risk it too close to home and my uncle owns a some land) my son was playing with the detonator and managed to somehow enter the sequence we put in. And poof, mini mushroom cloud in the distance...

However if it had not been for the lack of child protection measures, I'd rate this a solid 4. It showed up in a timely manner, nothing missing, operated as it said it would. I wouldn't give it a full 5 because I never give a full 5/5 on my reviews. Thanks
Pladamir Vutin
05-08-2020 00:24
Приличный, но я видел лучше. Для моих друзей на юге, это будет работать для ваших нужд.
Dewayne Elizondo Camacho
04-08-2020 23:45
Took care of those tough stains with ease. Removed years of built up grease. As an added bonus, it eliminated the need for follow up maintenance. Thanks, McNuke!
Vlad
13-07-2020 23:42
Let me be clear; this is not the absolute BEST home defense weapon, but it is more than capable of protecting your home(land). For the TLDR customers, I would recommend purchasing.

To start, the 2 McNuke's I ordered arrived just over 2 years, which I initially believed to be an unreasonable amount of time, but realized just how reasonable it was when the FFL I chose gave me a call saying that the delivery process was relatively painless as it only required a semi and a rented crane. When I arrived, the McNuke was packaged in a large wooden crate, inside of its own personal insulated lead-lined crate. The container itself was extremely high quality and the unpacking process was the most satisfying I have ever experienced, even more so than an iPhone.

The McNuke itself is made of very high-quality materials. The main shell is made from high grade 7075 aluminum, and the warhead is constructed using a high grade 4170 steel, which was cold-forged. Now, there are no fins like those you might see on a nuclear bomb dropped from an airplane, instead, it is a reasonably small package that can be placed as a mine of sorts in the yard. Now, there are attachment options for fins so that you could drop it from a larger plane (will need something larger than a Cessna 172). The weight of the package is decently light, at around 500lbs, largely due to the materials used.

As far as actual uses, I have only been able to test one out, and the results were astounding. To be perfectly clear, I did not use it in my own household, I tested it about 50 miles outside of the city I live in. The test subjects were some of the local cartels that we had run into out at the testing range. When the McNuke was triggered, it almost immediately exploded and instantly eliminated the threat. I was using a Geiger counter to measure the radiation released from the explosion which was very modest, given the high yield of the warhead.

As a final note, the McNuke is a perfectly reasonable self-defense weapon, albeit from a range not usually available in the modern home. The quality is excellent, and the packaging perfect. If you can afford the high initial cost, this is a perfect tool for combating against a foreign military or local criminals. 5 stars for the Recreational McNuke.
ABC
07-07-2020 06:50
Works great on my margarita mixer!
posadist
31-05-2020 03:01
posadism achieved take that capitalists
Dominic
25-05-2020 22:06
Finally "Safe and effective" nuclear deterrents. I was able to let my shipment sit for 72 hours (in front of my house) to rid any surface contamination of COVID 19. A little alcohol spritz did the trick. I do not want to be responsible for furthering the spread of a virus when I deliver my nuke to its final destination.
Ivan
20-05-2020 23:11
solved the neighborhood cat problem as well as the annoying neighbors. in fact it worked so great that the nearby counties have no noise complaints or people.
Nicholas Meyler
23-04-2020 21:36
Lower explosive yield than advertised, however, good enough for home defense.
ararouge
21-03-2020 20:05
Finally, I can point recreational McNukes at anyone who dares to enter Ancapistan.
Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier
02-03-2020 22:48
*First, I am an uncompensated customer reviewing this product through a VPN, DPN, Allium-Browser, with NSA/KGB level encryption from the middle of a rat-hole somewhere in a sandy desert*
Would give 7 stars, but system only goes up to 5 stars, so oh well.
Just wanted to give a shout out to y'all in the customer service department and everyone on the production team! I will always happily buy USA made fissile material, but was initially reluctant to purchase the rest of the nuclear proliferation matériel if it is made in the USA.
I truly was taken aback when I found IT IS COMPLETELY IMMACULATE!
The only other equipment with this level of excellent craftsmanship comes from France, like what they sold to Iran. If you go for air delivery, this hardware will look absolutely sexy in the bomb bay of any bomber, I myself chose a Tu-160 (separate shoutout to my Комяадёꙅ at the Гла́вное управле́ние Генера́льного шта́ба Вооружённых Сил Росси́йской Федера́ции who hooked me up with the block VIa zero-hour rebuild bomber).
Luckily Firearms Unknown sells the McNuke online and in person with just a sworn statement that Hillary Clinton says I am a nice guy and wouldn’t ever do bad things, I only wish they would sell this at a knife & gun show so the nuclear proliferation matériel sales show loophole would kick in.
My only regret is that I bought this when Biden announced his campaign for the Presidency...if I waited a few more years the price might drop since his push for control control will only effect the total number of bullets in each shell of the clips in a tubular banana clip (or whatever he is currently saying).
Rick
19-02-2020 00:24
Love the Solid State trigger mechanism. The digital ones tend to create negligent discharge. Good work,
Tracking said the package was temporarily lost in the Goldsboro, NC area for a while, but FU was happy to re-ship no questions asked.
This thing is a blast!
Michael Medinger
29-01-2020 01:37
The titanium cone was a bit cross threaded about two-thirds down, and this made assembly a bit of a pain. I could have called FU for a replacement part, but oh well. Still good for home defense; three stars.
Duncan Richards
25-12-2019 23:16
I couldn't believe it!!! I bought a nuke online!!! I just managed to take over a third world country with the mere threat of launch. This is the most fun I've had since my "Teddy Switchblade" as a kid...
Stuff
21-12-2019 04:39
Great product to defend my meth labs from poor people and the gubmint
David Sherwood
18-12-2019 06:17
Wow..... This product is amazing.... I never thought I would be able to to find happiness here in Kalifornia..... But now that I have my own nuke..... Happy days are just around the bend....
Richard Lahan
18-12-2019 02:30
Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War"!
Richard Lahan
18-12-2019 02:28
Let's play "Global Thermonuclear War "!
Joshua
29-11-2019 05:29
Best way to warm up the homeless population of California this winter. Cant wait to spread some Christmas cheer with all of those filthy degenerates. Christmas has truly cum eay this year! Thanks guys cant wait to deploy my McNuke and bring in the new year!
Thugs McWaistHuggs
28-11-2019 21:53
I needed something for land scraping and vermin control in California. Perfect!
George
28-11-2019 19:15
Can l forward it?
Fuck off commie
28-11-2019 18:04
Before I bought my own nuke getting rid of the competition was difficult. It required soldiers, guns, and supplies but now with the tactical mcnuke all it takes is a phone call and a few words before my competitors get the fuck out of my way. Can’t wait until some idiot finally decides to test me so I can use it.
Brian
16-11-2019 01:19
And to think how much time I wasted with dirty bombs!!!!
Tyra
28-10-2019 16:17
i need a few for a school project
Frynge
14-10-2019 00:10
The up front cost seems prohibitive, but I can promise that if you're an up and coming future Overlord, this kind of firepower is worth it.
Dan
26-09-2019 22:22
I'm so happy that this is CA compliant!!
Augusto Pinochet
26-09-2019 00:52
Just what I needed to dispose of my entire supply of unwanted communists without wasting massive amounts of aviation fuel and putting additional wear & tear on my helicopters. I'll be stocking up on these in case I need to restart my commie-disposal program.
Albert Oppenheimer
23-09-2019 05:22
Bought this for the family cause why not? They all had a blast with it, but I was mildly disappointed. It wasn't re-usable after the first time. So 4 stars!
Damien Harbin
04-09-2019 18:05
My kid wanted to be a better receiver for his football team, so I got him a McNuke to play with. Now, catching footballs is a breeze with his 8 arms. College scholarship guaranteed. Definitely 5 stars!
Hazim
03-09-2019 07:54
great for the kids to play with
Anon
24-08-2019 08:52
5 Stars! A great way to kickstart any revolution of the people from the comfort of your living room!
Antifa
22-08-2019 08:09
Just what we needed to prevent Trump's third term. It was cheaper to buy here because of the trade war.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
18-07-2019 13:12
I ordered one of these for the House mwahahaha
Tiny"Taser"Tim
13-07-2019 02:58
Let's have some fun
Jim "stay off my lawn" Hampton
29-06-2019 23:07
Excellent product, but I was wondering if you had any silo construction contractors you could reccomended for the job. Or if anyone knows of any decommissioned silos I can borrow for a quick launch this weekend. Thanks in advance!
tester mctesterson
22-06-2019 22:43
Nice product, I have an extra nipple now.
4.7 stars based on 38 reviews

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