Recreational McNuke

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Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke

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Delivery time:
This item should be ready to ship within 10 years or so, maybe more, we dont know, from the date of purchase

Product description

Every order will include:

Radio Controlled Electronic Detonator (Explosive charge not included)

Custom Made Beryllium Pusher

Pre-made compartmentalized locking space for Fast and Slow explosive lenses.

Pre-made and ready to fill, color coded inner shell polymer core assembly for easy installation of included compounds:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deuteride Tritide 
Green - Plutonium-239 (shipped separately in its own box)
Red - Uranium-235 (shipped separately in its own box)
Black- Uranium-238 (shipped separately in its own box)
Blue - Graphite

Uranium Blast Heat Shield

HoneyComb Fiberboard Support structure

Titanium Cones

D-T Neutron Beam Generator

Pre-made color coded Secondary Cell for easy installation of included compounds and componants: 
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deutride 
Green - Plutonium-239 Sparker
Red- Uranium

Polystyrene Foam and Pentane Gas (Not pre impregnated)

Beryllium Reflector Linings

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

Exterior Casing with Electrical Raceway preinstalled and individually tested.

(9 volt batteries are not included and must be purchased separately - 6 required )

Please allow 1-5 years for delivery.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. (KIM, PLEASE STOP CALLING US)


19-02-2020 00:24
Love the Solid State trigger mechanism. The digital ones tend to create negligent discharge. Good work,
Tracking said the package was temporarily lost in the Goldsboro, NC area for a while, but FU was happy to re-ship no questions asked.
This thing is a blast!
Michael Medinger
29-01-2020 01:37
The titanium cone was a bit cross threaded about two-thirds down, and this made assembly a bit of a pain. I could have called FU for a replacement part, but oh well. Still good for home defense; three stars.
Duncan Richards
25-12-2019 23:16
I couldn't believe it!!! I bought a nuke online!!! I just managed to take over a third world country with the mere threat of launch. This is the most fun I've had since my "Teddy Switchblade" as a kid...
21-12-2019 04:39
Great product to defend my meth labs from poor people and the gubmint
David Sherwood
18-12-2019 06:17
Wow..... This product is amazing.... I never thought I would be able to to find happiness here in Kalifornia..... But now that I have my own nuke..... Happy days are just around the bend....
4.85 stars based on 25 reviews

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