Recreational McNuke

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Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke

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Delivery time:
This item should be ready to ship within 10 years or so, maybe more, we dont know, from the date of purchase

Product description

Every order will include:

Radio Controlled Electronic Detonator (Explosive charge not included)

Custom Made Beryllium Pusher

Pre-made compartmentalized locking space for Fast and Slow explosive lenses.

Pre-made and ready to fill, color coded inner shell polymer core assembly for easy installation of included compounds:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deuteride Tritide 
Green - Plutonium-239 (shipped separately in its own box)
Red - Uranium-235 (shipped separately in its own box)
Black- Uranium-238 (shipped separately in its own box)
Blue - Graphite

Uranium Blast Heat Shield

HoneyComb Fiberboard Support structure

Titanium Cones

D-T Neutron Beam Generator

Pre-made color coded Secondary Cell for easy installation of included compounds and componants: 
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deutride 
Green - Plutonium-239 Sparker
Red- Uranium

Polystyrene Foam and Pentane Gas (Not pre impregnated)

Beryllium Reflector Linings

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

Exterior Casing with Electrical Raceway preinstalled and individually tested.

(9 volt batteries are not included and must be purchased separately - 6 required )

Please allow 1-5 years for delivery.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. (KIM, PLEASE STOP CALLING US)


Damien Harbin
04-09-2019 18:05
My kid wanted to be a better receiver for his football team, so I got him a McNuke to play with. Now, catching footballs is a breeze with his 8 arms. College scholarship guaranteed. Definitely 5 stars!
03-09-2019 07:54
great for the kids to play with
24-08-2019 08:52
5 Stars! A great way to kickstart any revolution of the people from the comfort of your living room!
22-08-2019 08:09
Just what we needed to prevent Trump's third term. It was cheaper to buy here because of the trade war.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
18-07-2019 13:12
I ordered one of these for the House mwahahaha
5 stars based on 8 reviews

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