Recreational McNuke

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Is it your dream to live in a world where happily married polygamist pan-transexuals can defend their coca fields and child-labor work force with tactical nuclear missiles? Do you like To have a good time? Have you always wanted your own recreational nuke

$99,999,999.00
SKU:
210000003246
Reviews:
(4.85/5)
Stock:
Out of stock
Delivery time:
This item should be ready to ship within 10 years or so, maybe more, we dont know, from the date of purchase

Product description

Every order will include:

Radio Controlled Electronic Detonator (Explosive charge not included)

Custom Made Beryllium Pusher

Pre-made compartmentalized locking space for Fast and Slow explosive lenses.

Pre-made and ready to fill, color coded inner shell polymer core assembly for easy installation of included compounds:
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deuteride Tritide 
Green - Plutonium-239 (shipped separately in its own box)
Red - Uranium-235 (shipped separately in its own box)
Black- Uranium-238 (shipped separately in its own box)
Blue - Graphite

Uranium Blast Heat Shield

HoneyComb Fiberboard Support structure

Titanium Cones

D-T Neutron Beam Generator

Pre-made color coded Secondary Cell for easy installation of included compounds and componants: 
Yellow - Lithium-6 Deutride 
Green - Plutonium-239 Sparker
Red- Uranium

Polystyrene Foam and Pentane Gas (Not pre impregnated)

Beryllium Reflector Linings

Preinstalled electronic control circuitry for control of Yield, Arming, Fuse, and Gas reservoir.

Exterior Casing with Electrical Raceway preinstalled and individually tested.

(9 volt batteries are not included and must be purchased separately - 6 required )

Please allow 1-5 years for delivery.

We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. (KIM, PLEASE STOP CALLING US)

Reviews

posadist
31-05-2020 03:01
posadism achieved take that capitalists
Dominic
25-05-2020 22:06
Finally "Safe and effective" nuclear deterrents. I was able to let my shipment sit for 72 hours (in front of my house) to rid any surface contamination of COVID 19. A little alcohol spritz did the trick. I do not want to be responsible for furthering the spread of a virus when I deliver my nuke to its final destination.
Ivan
20-05-2020 23:11
solved the neighborhood cat problem as well as the annoying neighbors. in fact it worked so great that the nearby counties have no noise complaints or people.
Nicholas Meyler
23-04-2020 21:36
Lower explosive yield than advertised, however, good enough for home defense.
ararouge
21-03-2020 20:05
Finally, I can point recreational McNukes at anyone who dares to enter Ancapistan.
4.85 stars based on 31 reviews

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