Recreational McNuke

Finally, I can point recreational McNukes at anyone who dares to enter Ancapistan.

*First, I am an uncompensated customer reviewing this product through a VPN, DPN, Allium-Browser, with NSA/KGB level encryption from the middle of a rat-hole somewhere in a sandy desert*
Would give 7 stars, but system only goes up to 5 stars, so oh well.
Just wanted to give a shout out to y'all in the customer service department and everyone on the production team! I will always happily buy USA made fissile material, but was initially reluctant to purchase the rest of the nuclear proliferation matériel if it is made in the USA.
I truly was taken aback when I found IT IS COMPLETELY IMMACULATE!
The only other equipment with this level of excellent craftsmanship comes from France, like what they sold to Iran. If you go for air delivery, this hardware will look absolutely sexy in the bomb bay of any bomber, I myself chose a Tu-160 (separate shoutout to my Комяадёꙅ at the Гла́вное управле́ние Генера́льного шта́ба Вооружённых Сил Росси́йской Федера́ции who hooked me up with the block VIa zero-hour rebuild bomber).
Luckily Firearms Unknown sells the McNuke online and in person with just a sworn statement that Hillary Clinton says I am a nice guy and wouldn’t ever do bad things, I only wish they would sell this at a knife & gun show so the nuclear proliferation matériel sales show loophole would kick in.
My only regret is that I bought this when Biden announced his campaign for the Presidency...if I waited a few more years the price might drop since his push for control control will only effect the total number of bullets in each shell of the clips in a tubular banana clip (or whatever he is currently saying).

Love the Solid State trigger mechanism. The digital ones tend to create negligent discharge. Good work,
Tracking said the package was temporarily lost in the Goldsboro, NC area for a while, but FU was happy to re-ship no questions asked.
This thing is a blast!

The titanium cone was a bit cross threaded about two-thirds down, and this made assembly a bit of a pain. I could have called FU for a replacement part, but oh well. Still good for home defense; three stars.

I couldn't believe it!!! I bought a nuke online!!! I just managed to take over a third world country with the mere threat of launch. This is the most fun I've had since my "Teddy Switchblade" as a kid...