Make sure you don't get tagged by the blue on blue when the Big Luau starts and the Pig is roasting on the spit. With the Boogaloo Blouse, you can even get 1st in line privileges to the provisions in the Big Igloo as well.
The Big Luau is coming! Be prepared and go in style with the Firearms Unknown Boogaloo Blouse. Everyone knows you can't attend a Luau in anything but a Hawaiian shirt, and the Boogaloo Blouse is the perfect Hawaiian shirt for the occasion. Whether it be your desire to roast a pig, just get down and dance to the disco, or maybe you want to hole up in an igloo for the winter, with the Boogaloo Blouse, we have got you covered.
The Boogaloo Blouse is made from 95% polyester, 5% spandex, and 3% lava monster. It feels cool to the touch and is unbelievably comfortable. Being comfortable while boogalooing is key. With its bright colors, all of your Boojahadeen friends will be able to easily distinguish between fellow party goer and those who would seek to end the celebration early.
All the details are hit with this shirt, even down to the custom FU buttons.
Francis does not actually endorse this product, we used his stupid face as a joke -- because it's funny.